Hi I'm Christian. I'm a 21 year old Mechanical Engineering Major at Wentworth Institute of Technology.
These are the things I post.

 

Theoretical Half-Blood/Muggleborn Discussions

Muggle Parent: Your room is filthy! Do they let you get away with this at your school?

Kid: Actually, little elves come in the middle of the night and tidy up.

Muggle Parent: ...

Kid: ...

Muggle Parent: Are you fucking with me?

did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
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did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin